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The Most Brutal Things Kids Have Said To Medical Staff

The Most Brutal Things Kids Have Said To Medical Staff

Published by Sam Flores

It all started when a family nurse practitioner called Liz shared the ways in which her youngest patients had “roasted” her. “I’ve found children do not hold back even a little,” said the nurse in the caption for her Instagram reel, where she shared some of the harsher statements kids had come out with during her time at work. “I started writing down their feedback so I could share their wisdom with ALL of my friends.” And their wisdom is certainly something. “We were discussing how tall they were,” said Liz, adding a child then bluntly told her: “I hope I never be as tall as you. It’s bad.” “Are you sick – or just old?” was another cutting question from a young patient. One child asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up, to which she replied: “Well, I guess I am grown up – and I’m this…” She said the child then commented: “Oh, well you tried your best.” The nurse practitioner said she’s also received feedback on her hair …

8 Truly Wild Pieces Of Lore Kids Dropped On Teachers

8 Truly Wild Pieces Of Lore Kids Dropped On Teachers

Published by Sam Flores

Teachers hear an awful lot in the classroom, from baffling slang to concerning stories of distress. And often, they get an earful of family lore that it’s hard to imagine a parent would want an entire classroom to hear, too. Writing to r/AskReddit, site user u/Loud_Bluejay_6663 asked: “Teachers, what’s the craziest family lore a child has randomly dropped on you?” Here are some of the most-upvoted responses: 1) “A [student told me], ‘My mum said that once my dad learns a few things, he might come home, but right now he’s in time out for adults because he messed up REALLY bad and the judge said he gets a BIG time out.’” ″‘He doesn’t have to stay in a chair though; he gets a room.’” Credit: u/Suspicious-Price5810 2) “Once a [child] pointed to another kid on the playground and said, ‘See that kid?’” “He used to be my brother, but then his dad cheated on my mum, so he’s not my brother anymore.” 3) ”‘Tyler sleeps on the couch.’” “I have no idea who Tyler …

Mum Shares Hack To Get Son Up For School: A Poo Playlist

Mum Shares Hack To Get Son Up For School: A Poo Playlist

Published by Sam Flores

A parent has opened up about the somewhat surprising (well, not-so-surprising if you’re the owner of a small child) hack that helped encourage her son to get out of bed and get ready for school. In a self-titled “emergency broadcast about poo”, author Laura Jane Williams explained that on the second day back after the Christmas break, her son, who is of primary school age, really didn’t want to get out of bed to go to class. (In fairness, who can blame him? These dark, cold mornings aren’t exactly the most inviting!) Laura shared on Instagram that she tried bribing her son with the offer of an extra five minutes playtime on his Nintendo Switch and she even offered to do a “spa night” for him with candles in the bathroom (a new favourite pastime for the youngster – again, can’t blame him), yet neither of those options encouraged him to budge. So, she offered to play music instead. “Sea shanties? He loves a sea shanty. No, no,” the author recalled in a reel. “Pink …