ChatGPT’s Tool for Ordering Starbucks Is So Staggeringly Bad That It’s Breaking Containment
Sign up to see the future, today Can’t-miss innovations from the bleeding edge of science and tech Starbucks has innovated the perfect tool for getting mid-coffee in our misanthropic age. Those too cowardly to look their barista in the eyes before deciding not to give them a tip no longer have to simply hide behind an official Starbucks app. Now, they can place their order through ChatGPT, OpenAI’s notoriously sycophantic AI chatbot. In practice, the concept — an in-AI app, rather than an in-app AI — is as braindead as it sounds, and has elicited heaps of complaints and bemused responses on social media. Wes Bos, a software developer, observed on X that it was “one of the first MCP apps I’ve seen break outside the tech circle,” noting that it was “very interesting that the public’s reaction is poor as this is supposed to be the future of UI.” (MCP refers to model context protocols, an open source standard for plugging external tools into large language models.) This particular “future” is likely to drive you …




