I Call My Dog ‘Baby’ And Apparently That Bothers People With Kids More Than It Should
It’s not a radical idea. I really just love my dog, so I say nice things to him and call him cute names, like baby, and no, you cannot come over and listen because I’ll probably tone it down for company. I find most dogs — besides that one obnoxious guy at the dog park; you know who I mean — endlessly fun and fascinating. They’re generally loving, and they don’t talk back. They do funny, odd, and frequently very, very cute things. (Check the one quadrillion internet videos for proof.) You can yell at them for walking on your head at 3 am, and they forgive you almost instantly if you come crawling back with cookies, thereby reinforcing that they can walk on your head at 3 am. Sometimes, my dog even does what I say, and he listens to my problems whether he likes it or not. The reason dogs are so awesome, actually, might be because they really aren’t like people. (Sorry, people.) I have an intense emotional bond with my dogs: …








