“On a typical day, the newlyweds wake up around 6 in their new, roughly $230 million compound on Indian Creek, an exclusive private island in Miami often called ‘Billionaire Bunker.’ They don’t touch their phones. Instead, they begin each day by listing 10 things they’re grateful for—and they can’t repeat what they named the day before.”  — The New York Times Monday, 6 a.m. 1. Money. 2. Our new, roughly $230 million compound on Indian Creek, an exclusive private island in Miami often called “Billionaire Bunker.” 3. Our stunning physical appearance, both natural and man-made. 4. Our close, continuing friendship with Leonardo DiCaprio, someone with whom we are able to discuss the travails of yacht ownership. A subject not everyone understands! 5. Jared Kushner. A friend close enough that he’s invited to our wedding! 6. How much less bad news there is to read anymore! Especially in that one paper—what’s it called? 7. The great view we had of Donald Trump’s inauguration, right on the stage and everything! Everyone should see J. D. Vance up …