Welcome to the Standard’s guide to New Year’s clubbing in London. New Year’s Eve is notoriously tricky to navigate: which club, which night, which DJ? Should you arrive for the countdown or slink in after midnight? Do your friends share the same musical tastes, or will half of them spend the evening looking pained? Do you need an outside space? And crucially, do you actually want to dance, or do you just want to say you went dancing? Exhausting, isn’t it? But here’s the thing: it’s too late to agonise. Book something, anything, before everything sells out. Below, we’ve rounded up the best nights the capital has to offer for New Year’s Eve 2025 (plus an option for the genuinely unhinged, who fancy partying on New Year’s Day 2026 instead). Rally your friends, strong-arm them into agreement, and buy the tickets. They’ll thank you when they’re not standing in Trafalgar Square at 11pm wondering what went wrong. Why not have an intimate clubbing experience this New Year’s Eve? Like at Venue MOT, one of London’s …