Yesterday, Freddy woke up in a hotel room in downtown Boston that had been paid for by the celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. Draped over one chair was an autographed chef’s coat and a personal note from the Hell’s Kitchen star: “Dear Freddy, Welcome to Boston!” For the past month, the German man who went by @FreddyLA7 on X was on the ride of his life. Crisscrossing the United States on an epic World Cup road trip, the pseudonymous soccer fan posted about the beauty of big-box chain stores and gas stations, projecting an infectious enthusiasm for American mass culture. Along the way, he racked up hundreds of thousands of followers; met famous singers, wrestlers, and astronauts; and was showered with swag and free hotel stays. Then, within a span of 24 hours, Freddy’s American fever dream ended as abruptly as it began. On Monday night, he watched his home country fall to Paraguay in a stunning upset. “Oh no Freddy …,” lamented JJ Watt, the former NFL star who had gifted him and his traveling …