“Is this you inviting the pope on a ride-along?” Benny Johnson asked at a recent Turning Point USA event. “Yes,” Border Czar Tom Homan said. * Although they had removed the license plates from the popemobile, it was still pretty conspicuous, as far as modes of ICE transit went. In compliance with the spirit of the ride-along, the pope was wearing a face mask and full body armor, but in compliance with his role as pope, he was also wearing his tall, ceremonial miter and holding a ferula. “Is this really necessary?” the border czar said. “Yes,” said the pope. “You wanted to sit down and explain things to me. Here I am. For our ride-along. I have accepted your gracious invitation.” Grumbling, the border czar climbed into the popemobile. “Hungry?” the pope asked. He produced a CAVA bag from the depths of his robes. “I got us lunch to share. It is a CAVA bag with food in it. Just food, nothing else.” The border czar scowled. “I thought you weren’t making political commentary.” …