Some Other Trends Inspired by Alpine Divorce
This is a trend? The Alpine Divorce? When a man abandons his girlfriend and his relationship mid-hike? This sounds like a cutesy name for something genuinely alarming! Here are some other trends that might be coming next. Alpine Divorce, Hannibal Edition: When you leave your significant other in the Alps on foot but you yourself ride across them on an elephant. Catiline Divorce: When you end your relationship by constantly denouncing your significant other for conspiring to overthrow the consuls. Madeline Divorce: When you end your relationship by getting an appendectomy suddenly in the middle of the night with the assistance of Miss Clavel. Feline Divorce: When you end your relationship by spitting a hair ball onto your significant other, devouring his favorite fern, and shredding the drapes with your claws. Equine Divorce: When you end your relationship by pretending to sail home for Greece, leaving in your stead an enormous wooden horse. What’s inside? Probably nothing! Vine Divorce: When you end your relationship via a seven-second video loop. Valjean Divorce: When you end your …





