Kyle Cooke and Amanda Batula, the ill-matched Summer House stars, announced their deeply inevitable separation last month. For anyone who’s paid attention to the pair’s ten-season run on the Bravo series, this development was about as shocking as getting sand in your swim trunks. The dynamic between boisterous, highly emotional Kyle and laconic, sarcastic Amanda has long crackled with the visceral tang of deep dislike. These two contemporaries may have enduring love for one another, but they couldn’t be less compatible. Batula, 34, is a sensitive, laconic girls’ girl and a longtime close friend of glamorous podcaster Paige DeSorbo, who checked out of the show at the end of season 9. Batula hails from New Jersey and recently launched a capsule swimwear collection for women with large breasts. Cooke, 43, is a consummate party-boy beverage entrepreneur with a side hustle as a college-campus DJ that has irritated Batula to no end. Bravo/Getty Images “I wanted him to stop going out late and partying, and he found a career where he goes out late and parties,” …