Tim Dowling: my wife is on a quest to restore my thinning hair | Life and style
In the beginning I used not to be able to tell Kelly and Hayley – the identical twin hairdressers who came to the house appointments – apart. Eventually my wife furnished me with a handy mnemonic: Kelly cuts, Hayley highlights. From then on, I knew them by their tools. I don’t need that crutch any more: since my wife decided to go grey, we only have Kelly. She arrived at 11, and I am already in the chair, hair wet, a towel over my shoulders. Kelly is on her phone. My wife is sitting across the table from me. “That was Hayley,” Kelly says. “She says hi.” “We haven’t seen Hayley in ages,” my wife says. “So, what are we doing?” says Kelly, turning to me. “The same as always,” I say, taking off my glasses. “Making the most of what remains.” “He’s going bald, I’m afraid,” my wife says. “After a certain age you’re meant to be bald,” I say. “I’m sorry for your loss,” my wife says. I only hear snatches of the subsequent conversation above the buzz …




